Whose Wit and Wisdom?

"It aint what you dont know that gets you, it's the things you know that aint so."

"Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about alcohol."

"If you've been in the game 30 minutes and you dont know who that patsy is, you're the patsy."

"Religion is for people who are afraid of Hell. Spirituality is for people who have been in Hell."

"The only statistics you can trust are those you falsified yourself."